GROUP A RAP

My name is the Angel of Darkness

From the day my mother gave birth to me I could kill people with my acid tongue and the foul breath coming from my lungs

(From the day my mother gave birth to me) I had eight legs and I could crawl at the speed of light and fight with all my might at night

(From the day my mother gave birth to me) dark clouds covered the sky and I could make the whole world cry

At the age of one my venom was as strong as a million mountains and I would spit fountains of acid rain

(At the age of one) I could set traps for my enemies by screaming at the top of my voice which made them tremble in their boots and ruined their brand new suits

(At the age of one) I could breathe fire without ever getting tired - you dare call me a liar

(At the age of one) I was more powerful than the sun. I would melt my enemies because it was fun

At the age of five I could do magic with my eyes, I could make men die with just one glance. I could kill someone with just once dance, no one dared to take a chance with me

(At the age of five) I knew what my alter ego was. Because, it was me

(At the age of five) on Halloween, I robbed a bank, I killed the queen. I was very keen to be mean

(At the age of five) I could make a steely web and move through the forest, swinging from tree to tree at tremendous speed, take heed, I can destroy your creed

(At the age of five) I could eat lions alive

At the age of eight I could kill people with guns and swords because I was bored

(At the age of eight) I killed the prime minister and burnt his body and took over the country

(At the age of eight) I killed all my mates

(At the age of eight) I kicked and broke the gate

At the age of 12 I conquered whole continents with my common sense

(At the age of 12) I ruled the world and was the richest in the world

(At the age of 12) I would hunt people for fun and then I would shoot them with my gun

(At the age of 12) I ruled the world

Now I am too old to use my powers to kill people

(Now I am) in control of all fire's all over the world.
But later I got knocked cold



(I'm hard like) metal
(I'm soft like) water in a kettle
(I'm hard like) a train
(I'm soft like) the rain
(I'm hard like) a lion in the jungle
(I'm soft like) a doughnut soaked in oil
(I'm hard like) a huge rock
(I'm soft like) a wet sock
(I'm hard like) concrete foundations
(I'm soft like) a carrier bag full of squashed tomatoes

So who's the softest?
(Him, him)
Who's the hardest?
(Me, me)




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